Days worth marking
Anniversaries are arbitrary. So are these. The difference is that nobody else is counting them.
Our quotes
Eleven years of a private language, off post-its and phone notes.
Home is where the home is.Whitney
The older I get, the more I can't wear graphic tees.Whitney
If you've seen me at my worst, you've seen me at my best.Whitney
Live, Laugh, LaughterWhitney
How old was I when I was 18 years old? I was 19 years old.Whitney
The Ferris wheel is a … circle.Whitney
Describing a utopia.
People have been flipping light switches for 800 years.Whitney
Well this is popple cocky!Whitney
I'm the chimney of the world.Whitney
Intended: champion.
No one thinks inside the box anymore.Whitney
I really do love a good Jurassic Park.Whitney
Old man yummy.Whitney
I'm a mustard baby, I'm a jelly man.Whitney
I felt that emotion so hard I fell over.Whitney
If there's a night between tonight and tomorrow, I'll do it.Whitney
We're going to lime it up tonight.Whitney
Big bold bubbly grandpaWhitney
Wait … can you really see my head?!Whitney
I know a little Italian.Whitney
Said after getting two words right, having just sung a song that translated to chicken chicken chicken chicken, to the tune of Time to Say Goodbye.
Your Jesus and Joseph in the technicolor cream colors. Colors, colors, cream colors, what's your adjective?Whitney
Explaining Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
It's a sleigh ride, get in my butt, my butt.Whitney
Don't discount the mouth!Whitney
The second I started seeing seeing you, I saw myself.Whitney
That's heavy duty, I'm in the middle, and you're Tiny Tim.Whitney
Quick with the Wit!Whitney
Proposed podcast name.
There will be a bunch of homeless people in our house. And not the smelly kind. The kind whose houses are under water.Whitney
On Hamden flooding.
Sometimes I wonder if you have a sore throat because you talk so much.Whitney
You look like a kid who's looking at stars … but there are no stars.Whitney
Fucking fucking you uuuuup!Whitney
My YouTube isn't working. It's acting like a common person.Ryan
Exuma, bad internet.
They're a toilet short of rednecks.Ryan
In the front yard, about Seaview.
I'm three steps ahead of the universe.Ryan
Yes! The speed of light was fifty dollars cheaper.Ryan
Fiber optic internet, August 2022.
Ghostbusters wear their masks.Ryan
At the movie theater.
You got a big old sun bite.Ryan
At the equator.
Your brains in my asshole.Ryan
Intended: your brains and my attitude.
I was haunted by the bent neck lady. I'm ready to fight her in the afterlife.Ryan
Who the heck wants to watch Sleepy Kids?Ryan
The listing said Psychic Kids. Sleepy Hollow was directly above it.
I'll bang a pilgrim for a bag of support!Ryan
You did great through the swingy spiky Viking log.Ryan
Fall Guys, Frosty level.
I'm gonna pop your top off!Ryan
Holding a bottle opener to his own head.
What are we kicking? What are we making?Ryan
When I walk into my office, I feel like I'm walking into my brain. Everything I buy is a reminder of a memory.Ryan
Some people are saying it's the rapture. I'm saying we all knew the end of the world was coming. Not that it's coming anytime soon. But this is the beginning of the end.Ryan
We catered with Andoochi's. It's right next to Anatoni's. Right next to the Bertucci's. But it's closed now.Ryan
Naming Italian landmarks that no longer exist.
Drop your pills on the floor, just lean forward, I put my nose on the floor, put your ear to the door, I drop my pills on the floor.Ryan
Performed as a T-Rex, mid-noodles. Followed immediately by: that's a hit, you should write that down.
Do your best dial-up modem impression.Ryan
Proposed conversation starter.
Don't write that.Ryan
gunchRyan
A word invented on November 14, 2024 that means nothing.
I just got a cock-crete.Ryan
It gets a little clunky in my mouth.Whitney
I'm so high.Ryan
And they say it's made with real cheese.Whitney
We've been on a journey tonight.Ryan
I know. We've been on rainbow road all night now.Whitney
What's Wolverine's name?Ryan
Hugh Jackman.Ryan
Logan.Whitney
That's a perfect answer.Ryan
I'm going to the bathroom but I can still listen.Ryan
No. You can't hear or see the things you need to hear and see.Whitney
You sound like my schizophrenic patients.Ryan
Should I stop and get wood?Ryan
Teach a man to fish and he'll be able to do anything all the time.Whitney
Have I been home yet?Ryan
Yeah, you picked me up. I wasn't thumb-hiking.Whitney
I want to see you thrive.Whitney
You want to see me throb? The throb and flop!Ryan
You're looking so aquatically smooth.Whitney
So I'm like Aquaman?Ryan
Are you drowning? Retaining water?Whitney
One ear is hot, but I appreciate the A/C on the rest of me.Ryan
That's physically red. You have a physical redness.Whitney
Instead of five golden rings, it should be one level up.Ryan
Building the video game version of the twelve days of Christmas.
I got Christmas time, Christmas time on my hands.Ryan
Welcome, Ugly. Hello, I'm drunk.Ryan
Proposed podcast name.
Waverly Gilmore Girls KeenanRyan
A hypothetical child, named entirely from things a boomer would recognize.
Love and TonicRyan
The wedding day drink, made with Ryan's Australian wine.
The list
The horror queue, deduplicated down from two copies of itself. Tick what you have seen. It remembers between visits. Titles link out.
Everything, in order
Sorted by the moment each photograph was taken, not by when anyone got around to filing it.
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20206
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